punch lines

I always have this fascination for punch lines. until a few weeks ago I was using this one ---

'Saranyan sonna Sankaracharyaar sonna madhiri'. In english -- 'Saranyan's words are like Sankaracharyaar's own words'.

now that Sankaracharyaar is in Jail, my friends have started teasing me :-) but as they say in Sacramento, I'll Be Back, with another one.

P.S: I'm working on something like 'Paran sonna Perumaal sonna madhiri' :-)